Puppy Love Pet Matchmaking?

Posted by amy on April 03, 2008 in Scoop in LA.

It’s Love, Doggone It!

Birds do it. Bees do it. And naturally, Poopsy does it, too. It’s just unfortunate she’ll get down with any scruffy hood mutt who’s willing and able.

Save her reputation and do the randy bitch a favor: Hook her up with Puppy Love, Beverly Hills’ new matchmaking service for pets. Getting started is not only simple, it’s free, too. After answering a detailed personality and preference questionnaire (east side or west? Smooth or wire coat? Jerky or chew? Top or bottom?), send in a few doggie glamour shots to the brains at HQ. They’ll run the pooch’s profile through their system and e-mail over a short list of compatible animals. You pick a suitor or two, arrange a meeting (think Runyon), and the rest is up to Poopsy.

Yes, it might sound crazy.

But you’ll do anything to help get her over the hump.

Puppy Love (310-555-8888 or www.puppylove.com)

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